The good news is, I am almost positive that picture was taken with a model who was ALSO his girlfriend and I can only assume she had a lot of previous hand-to-crotch contact with him before. So...your point probably still stands but I can never shut up about dumb celebrity facts.

How am I supposed to have an informed opinion if I haven't seen Chris Evans, Captain America himself, with one? HUH? HOW?

I NEED that blue and green polka-dot bikini in the second picture. I have a pair of underwear that are almost identical to those bottoms and they are DIVINE.

"Her relentless noise turned her into a sort of androgynous warrior on the other side of the net, which terrified me. She won. I’ve had it in for shriekers ever since."

"We don't see characters like McCarthy's Mullins: No makeup-wearing, shitty hair-having, crappy clothes-clad, foul-mouthed, HILARIOUS plus-sized badass."

These, DUH. That way every time these babies fill up I can get another abortion because, you know, it's my hobby.

I'm swooning. Is it hot in here? I went from all-encompassing, impotent rage to Swoonsville.

The legacy of Kelly shall not be tainted by these fools.

Me too!! Dan and Blair make SO MUCH SENSE because they're both brilliant and Dan puts up with her ridiculousness because he knows that deep down they actually have a lot in common. I didn't originally love them together because I was on the Blair and Chuck train but Dan and Blair mellow each other out and it's so.…

Ok, so glad you feel this way! Serena is unbuttered toast and Blair is a gourmet pastry. She operates on so many different levels and she's actually sympathetic and has some real-life issues and Serena's WHOLE ENTIRE ARC is that she's pretty and her life is easy and she dates guys.

Me too!! I watched it the first time all the way to the bitter end and re-watching it has been a delight for her makeup/wardrobe alone. Plus I know she is villain-y a lot of the time but I still can't help but love her. I never understood why Leighton Meester wasn't the breakout actress over Blake Lively.

I'm so jealous! I, a healthy and active 22-year old, get sciatica from my stupid office chair and my butt falls asleep at regular intervals so a treadmill station sounds like heaven. Can you do inclines and stuff??

I worked at a DQ in a small-ass Minnesota town for a summer and it was lit'rally* the best summer of my entire life and I didn't gain a pound. I think maybe being around it all the time makes it less appealing. The delicious fries, however, are a force to be reckoned with.

UGH this is so frustrating. There are so many biting, clever, witty and catty ways to call someone out for writing things that are (presumably, hopefully) untrue and this is what he went with? How dumb can you get? Especially right the fuck now in this country.

Holy shit, that's my fun fact of the day. Thanks for sharing that! It certainly does shed a whole new light on the lyrics, that's for sure.

For the first time in a long while the first thing I noticed in an ad campaign was the thing they were trying to sell, so...cheers to that, Stuart Weitzman.

And indeed I am! Thanks for the tip!

So is it safe to say that you would recommend them? Because I am in love right now. Are they good for running/training purposes, too?

"If thousands of people — including the star of the video — can interpret it as merely degrading and/or titillating, another sexist NSFW video amongst a sea of sexist NSFW videos, can it really be subversive?"

Personally, I prefer this color combo: