Pete Campbell saying "What's that supposed to mean?" has to have been featured in the promos at least 10 times.

To paraphrase a quote from my all-time favorite Christmas movie:

I'm totally with you on having anxiety while being the passenger, and riding in the car on the way into the mountains is hellish for me. I once rode up with a guy to a ski area and the whole way up and down the mountain I was convinced we were going to die because he could not stay in his lane. Ugh.

Quite frankly I can't wait for the horde of angry PUAs to claim that they're being censored.

As someone who has spent 13 years in the company of be-Speedoed men, I would like to put forth an alternative to the traditional weenie-strangler.

I think maybe Tim Worstall got an uncomfortable erection on the trading floor one time and now he's scared to go back. Also, it's great to see the "HORMONES" argument trotted out yet again. I'm slightly mollified that it's not being employed in a rape situation but, you know, it's still fucking ridiculous.

George Zimmer can come be the CEO of my life if he wants. I'm pickin' up what he's layin' down.

My favorite in situations like these:

I...don't see a problem with that quote at all. I mean, yeah, you totally don't need an actual TV in order to watch shows but the smug, condescending refrain of "I don't watch television" is insufferable. There is so much creative, groundbreaking work in the industry right now that rivals and surpasses a lot of what…

"Ed Hardy, who licensed his tattoo art..."

AMAZING.

Add a dash of Alisha for good measure!

Yes, Ed Hardy. That's what ruined your brand. It definitely wasn't oh, I don't know, your terrible designs or anything.

I woke up this morning with a vocal internal refrain of "RAPE IS NOT ABOUT SEX. RAPE IS NOT ABOUT PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS. RAPE IS NOT ABOUT HORMONES. RAPE IS ABOUT POWER" and then I wondered if I would have an opportunity to use it today. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I did. Another day, another dickhead.

This is acceptable.

Oh lord, that GQ headline. Yikes.

Kanye, why the devil would you want someone to hurry up with a massage?

This is how I see this argument: Fetuses are babies -> Abortion is murder -> Murder is wrong. If you believe that abortion is murder and murder is wrong, it is always wrong.

I'm convinced he just slapped a bunch of words in a sentence and called it good because the reality of him purposefully saying that is too much for me this early in the morning.

First, UGH FOREVER.