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I got so excited when I recognized it! DIA is my favorite airport.

I get very angry at these pants because they've disappointed me. I read "jweats" and I got so excited about the possibilities, but NO. They're dangle-crotch monstrosities.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

I agree with the last paragraph completely but the reason I get so bored with pube talk is because I feel like the only reason it is discussed over other societal expectations of women is because it has an element of titillation. In reality it's about as shocking as anything that comes out of Jenny McCarthy's mouth

It's probably because you haven't created enough businesses. Have you tried that yet? I hear it works wonders for the ol' reproductive system.

you missed the memo, lindy. your all-caps vim and vigor has given way to the apathetic, chilled out lower-case movement. when you're ready we'll be waiting for you with a bag of doritos and a blunt. it's time to just relax and be cool, brah.

Elbow skin looks like scrotum skin so I don't see this as a great loss. Get 'em out of our courtrooms, I say!

I'm a little freaked about what "Silverware Optional" implies. This hot slab of man meat is lying on a picnic blanket next to some food that CLEARLY doesn't require silverware so....am I supposed to hack him to pieces? Red wine doesn't typically go with bruschetta, is all I'm saying.

Obviously you're correct about poor human behavior. I agree completely. Technology can be a force for good in that it allows people to learn more about issues like privilege and global issues, but it can also make it possible for people who are not so altruistic to connect and share damaging views.

WHAT, I had no idea she was going to be in Ender's Game! I loved the book a lot when I was younger, so I'm really excited to see what it'll look like.

To my knowledge, she doesn't. I think the difference has a lot to do with make up and camera angles, because she doesn't have the standard Hollywood button nose in real life.

I love seeing Elisabeth Moss out of her Mad Men garb, because damn. That dress makes her eyes look unreal.

Well, first, I cried because this is the nicest thing that has happened to me all day so thank you.

THAT IS IT FOR TODAY. Between this, the Ohio abortion bill, and the Groupthink post with the midget pet t-shirt I am so done. I don't even have a gif to contribute.

At first, my face was like this:

I really want to love Olivia Wilde's look but her shirt is giving me shades of "Mervyn's California sale rack" and I hate it. Her shoes can't even save it for me.

I can't not! I spent my entire childhood wearing them and as a person with a short-ish neck I squirm at the sight of them.

Says the woman wearing a turtleneck.

It always astonishing how fantastic Carrie Preston looks in real life compared to how they style her on the show. Ugh. Fantastic.

I HATE IT SO MUCH. I am both of the people. I am the worst parts of each of them. I hate how accurate it is. BAH.