And just when we thought the Rangers' DL couldn't get shittier...

It's almost like he's a comedian who's grasping for a metaphor. The metaphor is that one can only permit a certain amount of aggression in a relationship with asymmetrical power.

Prove it.

Shush. We don't need these alternative explanations in the way of our narrative.

Chuck Berry has something to contribute:

Hey, that's my Fields medal! You gave it to the wrong guy! I do not them apples. I do not like them at all.

I've figured it out:

Ah, c'mon. They're the best minor league team in Major League Baseball.

+1 memorial statue.

Words affect culture and so, also, do the lack of words...on Ipads...that will be seen by very few...

Drywalling a ceiling can be somewhat harrowing if done without scaffolding.

That's incredible. You wouldn't happen to have the name of that sub, would you? I could use some humor at the expense of the racists today.

I'm pretty sure Thongdropper is a Redditor that came here via a link in a small, racist subreddit.

Nope, we took "chill" too. Sorry. I don't think we use the "no chill" phrase, though. We'll probably take that next month. Sorry in advance.

It's a pretty good living.

Sure, the efficient allocation of resources.

...and I thought "Becky" was slang for a BJ. Maybe it's both.

I was just thinking this. I even went back through some old articles that use "basic" and none of them seem to use it correctly.

Texan here. This is why Wendy Davis gained her national fame.

You can complain about horny men or you can get grossed out by sex toys for men, but you can't do both.