IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

Sleep paralysis doesn’t melt steel beams

says “badmutha”

I think you need to start working reasonable hours, and not justifying the time demands on the basis of professionalism.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!

At least post a REAL samurai.

Having delt with abuse when I was a child, this story impacted me a lot as well for the things he mentioned. when I first saw the Barron, I thought, “Ah this will be a cool character that I’ll probably like.” As soon as I learned what he did, he was unforgivable to me. No matter how much he begged or seemed…

I believe there’s only 2 outcomes (though correct me if I’m wrong):

“Work had.”

I had a 7.25% grad school loan on a 15-year term that I paid off in a little over 1 year. Many of my classmates immediately bought a BMW/Mercedes/Audi and took a trip around the world to celebrate graduation. This is a common thing for MBA, Law and Med grads to do (I’m one of these).

I am so glad my state (WA) outlaws daily fantasy, because the only thing more insufferable than a dipshit 12 on Sunday would be a dipshit 12 who had nothing but Seahawks on his Draftkings team.

somebody put a blade through that mask before he gets his stupid music box out

How many calories do you think I’ll save from blotting an entire pizza?

Thank you for saying that so I don’t have to.

Really? It would really turn me on to see your girl watching porn and masturbating.

I definitely didn’t let the fact that I do it daily get in the way of our sex life, but it still bothered her. Honestly, most of the time it was just because she wasn’t home. We, as adults should be able to do, expressed our concerns with each other and made our individual cases. She told me when I masturbated it made…

you sound like a prize. how dare your woman try to have an orgasm on her own—that’s your job! *eye roll*

Your sex life must be booooooring.

I have never, ever understood people upset by porn/masturbation. Unless it’s like, illegal yucky porn or at an addiction level where it’s actually taking too much time out of one’s day, why care?

His? Is that supposed to be a dude?