—I would read later that most skydiving injuries come on landing,

tender nutsack slaps

You could write a whole primer for people looking to get into the amateur porn world! These all had me laughing

“Film close-ups of penetration.”

I had my daughter read the draft of this post before it went up, as I usually have her do when she’s mentioned in my writing. She thinks the article’s fine but would like to add that she really did brush her teeth and try to sleep in those instances. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You spelled “kid” incorrectly. It is spelled “girlfriend”.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

“Aww man! My trainer is pale and fat!”

Imagine if they made it so that you could only catch certain Pokemon at certain locations.

Because any 8 year old who gets up at that time is probably in military school. Duh.

I like the Sleepyti.me calculator: http://sleepyti.me/ but also probably need an alarm to tell me to go to sleep too.

It’s entertaining. We have a mix of content here, some of which is more hardline news, some of which exists just to amuse you—which makes sense, because video games are *supposed* to be about fun!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

I finally have an excuse to post this:

Which island? Inquiring minds, and all that..

This, this is fucking impressive.

Ohio is one of the states who is a bit behind, there is a map (of course there is, there is a map for everything online!) that gives info on personal finance education courses being taught in the US and how well they’re implemented. From a five second look at the actual standards that Ohio is following at the moment,…

From all the press you get internationally, it would seem that your high school system consists solely of shooting guns, football and dinosaur riding.