Duke University has announced Pete Gaudet was in charge of the inbound defensive alignment.

Maybe the state government of Alabama just didn’t want to be paying someone to eat boogers who wasn’t a civil rights commissioner.

But he’s still a mess because he doesn’t talk to his family or something.

Grande has never been tall, but today she was impressively vent-y.

Trumpkins screaming that she’s still not a true Yanqui.

Always loved Steve “Coldstone” Austin’s patented Coldstone Scooper.

(hears Harden quote, spirits lift for draft potential) — Grayson Allen

The worst furry apine crime since Do-Bee stroked his stinger on Romper Room.

Nope, it’s a suggestion not a question. Now go back over to Deadspin and troll about dunks, little guy.

Mrs. Rex Ryan confused at the moment, since the GM and owner are white.

I’m old enough to remember his pun-name Sportscenters in the 80's. Oddibe that young again.

From the classic Rankin Ass Christmas videos.

“Things were simpler then...now some stupid wild-West show has ganked all our storylines.”

May I be as happy about at least one event in my life as Ray Hudson is by Messi’s play.

If I grew up in Tokyo and was in some awkward, embarrassing, surreal situation I would just think I was in “Another Stupid Game Show Where Celebrities Are Shown Watching and Laughing.”

...she said, feeling one in the laundry basket. But upon pulling it out and seeing it, Najeh Davenport’s host knew that “terrible” did not begin to describe it.

I mean, I’m not even a Westeros woman.

Another proud Plumlee moment.

I know I’m evil, but Shaq citing Alan Thicke was hilarious.