“We didn’t gameplan for Plymouth State, Plymouth State planned on us!” — #WokeForest

“my coaching philosophy has always been to play the game with sportsmanship...while fucking the absolute shit out of your 25 year old assistant.”

If you’re making cocoa butter for men, you can’t have a more appropriate company name.

I put on these glasses and I don’t see anything in the video.

received a standing ovation

“Give him a chance. That’s what I did when my star running back brutalized his girlfriend, and his life turned out peaches!” — Tom Osborne

“No matter what I do, it’s like I’m under a microscope.”

Fun fact: Erik von Weber was the leader of an anarcho-syndicalist movement in the 20's that included the tolerance of coprophilia (also weird— von Weber’s favorite composer was Arnold Schoenberg. Arnold Weber, wake up sheeple). Also fun fact: the insignia of that movement was a maze.

Art Briles looks like at some point in the past he’s pulled a Burt Reynolds arrow out of his thigh.

He looks like a guy who would shoot Fletch in the dark.

Who’s playing the victim? Where did I say anything about that?

When a robot meet a robot, communing through wifi...

Sorry for jumping the gun and mistaking you for Colin Cowherd- it’s just that he would say something like that in a different spirit.

NOPE.

It’s not a black-white clip until someone calls the black guy lazy.

See if you can fit this around your brain, Adolph Rupp. It’s close to the end of the quarter (high schools play quarters). The offense is running down the clock to get a last shot. The defense isn’t fouling BECAUSE IT WOULD MEAN A ONE-AND-ONE. The…

Leave it to Hamilton Nolan to whiff on the one, you know, SPORTS related bit of idiocy from this moldy Whitman’s sampler of neo-confederate dumbfuckery. http://pulse.ncpolicywatch.org/2008/02/14/why-does-virginia-foxx-love-roger-clemens/

got a lot of joy in transition

Closed mind, shriveled heart, can’t rape.

“where religion is frowned upon.”
Yeah, no one ever gets violent when there’s religion involved.

This is just a publicity sunt.