The Kyrgios Case of Dogging It at Nighttime.

“110!!”

She’s a Danny Ainge in the making.

Giri is going to be SO EMBARRASSED when all the possible connotations of the article’s various phrases are goofed on. Ever heard of masturbation, Giri? Jeez, get a clue.

“Was Game 6 close or no?...I THOUGHT it was close...So Game 6 wasn’t close”

Where the Floor-Slappers Are

Ruth’s Criss Angel

Except that it wasn’t. Clemson had to kneel to take the last second off. Watch the game.

“Of course they do. Some guy named Cruz was allowed to travel around it.” — PEOTUS

Don’t let Suzyn Waldman see this. She’ll start crying that Roger Clemens has returned.

Who’s got it better than us? Notes buddies!

That kid just wanted the UCLA hat for himself.

As an expert in old-man basketball brawling, I can totally see Y that happened.

I’m fairly certain they got him for three-point shooting.

Gopher Cheerleader Moved By Proposal Agrees to Fuck, Marry Kill.

Michael Hutchence was suspended longer than this.

1) The Big Sean Knicks were pleased Giannis Lamar could appear on the game-track.

How ironic that he used to play that funky music.

Walk-off homer call