I agree! If you’re too lazy to even share a sentence about yourself, how will you be in a relationship?

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If you’re a white woman, you don’t need to mention in your profile that you love avocados; we know. I’m blown away by the frequency this is mentioned on dating apps. Sure, avocados are great but its not a friggin personality trait.

I have two additional suggestions for what to leave out of your profile.

As a hetero male, auto swipe-lefts include any of the following in a woman’s Tinder profile:

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

As bufuddling as this is I have to remember that Lochte, while not the brightest bulb while sober, was drunk with his pals that night. Not an optimal condition for remembering details, especially for our dog paddling human Labradoodle. Watching the video the guys aren’t laughing, but Lochte slaps one guy with his…

You’re horrible.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I don't have any evidence that Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but more importantly, I don't have any evidence to the contrary that Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, and that is the important thing to consider when facing the possibility of Donald Trump funding NAMBLA.

Well, Trump did have a convicted pedophile sitting behind him at his latest rally, while excoriating Hillary for who was sitting behind her at one of her rallies, under the logic that the people visible behind the candidate say something about the candidate’s agenda. (And the pedo was actually a friend of Trump.) So…

I don’t have any evidence that Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I want to words Donald Trump fund NAMBLA to show up more. Google bombing Donald Trump funds NAMBLA sounds like great fun. But it would be even funnier if in actuality Donald Trump funds NAMBLA

I thought it was odd they didn’t air this since the commentators were so excited about the win. Yet we got a Phelps countdown clock. The guy is the King and a legend but it would have been nice to give Manuels her due.

NBC= No Black Champions?

Many people are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. Smart people, the best people, are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. I myself do not know if Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I would very much like for there to be research into Donald Trump funding NAMBLA, if indeed Donald Trump funds NAMBLA.

If you’re gay, this only means “do you enjoy crystal meth?”

There are so many red flags in that story, I can’t even.

Best preparation for interviews I ever received was to have a folder with me and a list of around 10 accomplishments I was most proud of in my career. Keep the folder for notes but also to remind yourself of the accomplishments when questions are asked. Chances are high that any behavioral question can be answered…