Literally nothing you describe is unique to young people.

Ageism solves everything!

No one worth a damn would throw shade at Sam and Mariah on the record. 

When your employer is publicly courting a sale, you don’t get to call it a surprise when your job goes away.

“Laid-off grocery workers get job applications with final paychecks”

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

Tater tots. 

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right

Because it’s far more complex and demanding than the simplistic reductionism portrayed in your post.

Every one of the four wheels must be taken off and a new one secured properly in less than 2 seconds. With the new wheel sizes an F1 wheel and tire setup probably comes somewhere in the realm of 25-30lbs.

A front and…

Why is the Times acknowledgement that when Chelsea was convicted, it was prior to her transition, when she was known as Bradley - “wrong”? The transition does not erase the history of who she was prior, it simply corrects her to who she is. But when you look at legal records, they will not be edited to reflect the…

So they don’t sell these in Canada?

I don’t blame the Flex driver. I’d want to get away from the douche in the truck who thinks no one should be allowed to pull out on the same road as him.

That hospital is making sure this woman doesn’t sue them for some mystery illness she complained about later on.

welcome to the salty waitress where the problems aren’t real and the letter writers need xanax

If it’s a major ingredient, it HAS to be listed on the label. Under a certain percentage, things can be labelled as “natural flavor” or “spices,” etc. But the amounts have to be small in order for that to happen. And there aren’t that many herbs/spices that are common allergens. 

I would be stunned if this brewery of which you speak isn’t treating the water so that it is identical at both facilities. Of all the things that go into brewing a beer, water is the easiest to make chemically IDENTICAL no matter where you are sourcing it from.

Those are her tonales.

Surprise, bitch.

Well, those fenders and quarters are all plastic.............

Your account’s been hacked.