Turo host.

Those dealers are making a killing.

Whatever you do, don’t google “McMansion Hell”

We have both plague and pestilence: COVID-19, bubonic plague or ebola. pick your poison.

Significantly less dramatic than I was expecting. I may be biased, given the number of “EPIC NURBURGRING FAILS!!!!1!” videos I watch on YouTube.

Not the stock market, the credit market and/or car market.

Not the stock market, genius. The credit or car markets.

Would you be OK with a tire construction that at some point the rubber wears away to something with no grip, but that layer is substantial enough to maintain the tire integrity and inflation?

Fellow internet lawyer checking in.

I’d definitely buy this over the new “actual” Defender.

* will be

1) The white guy was private security for a news crew.

Nissan BR-Z.

Everything they have up is “No Haggle.”

Putting the slideshow aside, I was expecting a Delica.  Disappointing, Torch.

Saw the lead photo and thought, “Why is David Tracy licking a steering wheel?”

Not going to lie, that was my immediate thought after reading the headline.

Vegan strip club.  The epitome of Portland.

Ugh.  As someone currently shopping the model, this is my sad face.

Yeah, but that clause is probably written with the assumption that you didn’t try to return it and were refused, i.e. just kept it.