Is there anything on sale that wouldn’t be a travesty if it got resto-modded?

Wait, how long have they been gone?

There are true socialists in positions of modest power in the US.

Drives on grass to pass.

Alternative to using the “Arachnophobia” method for lubing your grill:

Pre-isomerized hop extracts.

Everyone’s different. If I had his means, I’d have fewer cars that were in a bit better condition,  a warehouse with storage racks that moved like those library bookcases and a forklift.

Just yoga pants for horse girls...

No indication of cause in the article, mechanical failure is a possibility.

Yeah, but pizza is best served warm.

I hope you mean “understandable but inappropriate response.”

Says the guy who was doing the exact same thing for his own 4+ years.

Right. Lets jump straight to blaming the driver without any additional detail. Yours is not the only possibility.

Definitely made it MUCH further up than I expected it to.  I was pretty surprised.

I’m always surprised at how widely lifeguard stories vary from person to person. I spent 5 years working full time as a lifeguard during summers at my local pool and I never once had to go in the pool for a rescue. The only time I ever had to go in was to retrieve the top half of a swimming suit that had come free afte…

I still believe the crock pot is still the way to go if you want hands-off and minimal mess.

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Who knows?  This has about as much novelty as the Jumbotron “race” they play between the 4th and 5th inning at baseball games.

So a live action version of the Jumbotron car/boat/jogger/mascot/animal races that get shown between innings at baseball games?

Stop drop and roll isn’t just a gimmick. It also makes it fairly easy to figure out who’s on fire and who isn’t.