The obvious ones seem to always happen when an offensive player is on  his way to the ground after being engaged with a different defensive player.  Pretty much, the ones where defensive players are taking cheap headshots at guys who are 95% tackled. 

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

Racy McRacistface

I live in Indianapolis and am a born & raised Hoosier. It’s completely unfair to make generalizations about the entire state. My best friend is a not-racist & I even dated a girl once who wasn’t racist...my parents completely supported that, too!

“This is a personnel and legal matter pertaining to a disgruntled employee.”

I’ve used roll up covers for years... I’ve never had one shrink (the oldest one got was 7 years old) and I’ve never had an issue with dirt/grim getting into the “mechanism”.  What mechanism are you even talking about, it’s velcro.  The only time is when really fine mulch works its way into the velcro hairs... easily…

By the time I was 15, I had a six pack.  Just about every day. 

died in St. Petersburg due to complications from pneumonia

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

Crutchfield FTW.  I’ve put in two aftermarket HU’s cars with their products and help.  They are first class. 

I’m glad there’s finally a white man who can look at the Harvey Weinstein assaults and go, “How is this about me?”

don’t forget David Ortiz*

Against the advice of your veterinarian is key there. My husband is a vet, and I could recite the list of reasons that raw food is a very bad idea, but it seems you’ve decided to ignore years of education, clinical experience, and research in favor if the opinion of your dog trainer.

Accountability can’t be THAT important if you still have a job after 3 wins.

Mike Trout might lose consecutive MVP awards to men named Jose. I think my uncle will have something to say about this.

Are you Wes Welker?

If Ford is anything like many long-standing institutions, their financial services databases are ancient DOS based programs from the late 80's, and it’s too expensive/risky to modernize, so they don’t bother. Such systems generally have way more human validation steps than they should. My guess is that getting a loan…

This is outrageous! The pizza papa is a part of our history, and they’re wiping our history off of buildings to appease people offended by his use of racial slurs. What’s next? Removing statues of people who were in open rebellion of the United States over the issue of owning people?

Maybe tomorrow we’ll find out that the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.