The answer could probably be DJT for all three you know.

Yeah of course, like I said i’m not saying they have no chance. There is a reasonable chance they make the Finals even against a healthy Cavs team, and as you said they are a “shit happens” away from a title if that played out.

He’ll have to change his name to Ohnococcyx after this. Maybe he can buy some sweats with his new name on the butt.

SO where is the efficiency and water savings?

Have you ever just considered not going to the bar at Epcot?

“Porque” also happens to be what Fieri believes is the French word for pig.

No mention of the Ear Hustle podcast? It is all done by prisoners in San Quentin and it is excellent.

HAAAA!

remember folks, if you can’t find something try looking the last place you left it first.

Alabama man complains about the evolution of jeans, how is this news

“9 days? We would have accepted 9 days”—Puerto Rico

Career recap:

Reminds me a lot of my softball retirement announcement—I was recently divorced from my wife, which put my position on her company’s softball team in no small peril. Several weeks after the season should’ve started, I called the team captain and asked when we were getting together. He haltingly told me that I was, you…

Keith Ellison for DNC chair (suck it, Haim Saban!) and Elizabeth Warren / Cory Booker for the POTUS ticket.

And here I was thinking you actually had to use a cat.

He is not a disgrace to his family’s name at all. Some of his steals are impressive, and all of them are legal.

I have studied this quite extensively and have come to the conclusion that the “racist bone” must act much like the liver, only for racist ideas and imagery instead of toxins, because the people who admit that their body lacks the “racist bone” tend to say some dumb racist shit.

They’ll regret telling her to hit the road after this mistake.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Go fuck yourself.