We had an off-duty cop walking his pit bull shoot a great dane that was on the great dane owner’s lawn. He said he gave it a “verbal warning” before shooting.

It’s a cops vs black people problem first and on a bigger scale. And since they’ve gotten away with it for so long they are now also trying it out on white guys and girls.

It was cold where I live today, which proves that global warming doesn’t exist.

True, this anecdote definitely takes precedence over all the data to the contrary.

Did I miss the part of the video where they shot her a bunch of times?

My mother is Not A Cook, so I’d only ever “prepared” canned cranberry sauce in my own home, and only ever had “real” cranberry sauce at restaurants or other people’s homes. In an effort to improve my own cooking, I signed up for Blue Apron, and last November they sent me the ingredients to make orangey cranberry sauce…

Every year we have a practice thanksgiving and every year I make a ginger cranberry sauce because I am morally opposed to canned cranberry sauce and every year I make a bit too much because it’s good. Now I can make a cocktail out of it. This is at once wonderful and terrible news!

And you guys want me to kill my ad blocker? I’m avoiding the Russians!!

Not to be pedantic or anything, but wouldn’t a ‘simulated weight’ imply that its not an ACTUAL weight??

Who will tragically blow out his arm and fulfill his destiny of becoming UCL Puig.

Stephen A. Smith has a scorching hot take about the Lombardi Trophy wearing that hoodie.

If we are counting owners Draymond is not even in the top 50 biggest pieces of shit in sports.

I can’t wait for him to develop a stutter in December.

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

You had me at ‘nature shit’.

And, in taking a page from several small(er) market teams that also play in leagues involving revenue sharing, many of the smaller parks will end up merely pocketing the extra revenue, instead of spending it on improving the roster of mountains, trees, geysers and trails and all that other nature shit.

I have been to about half of the parks you mention as subject to the increase and I have to say, $70 seems pretty damn reasonable to me. You can spend hours — easily a full day — at the Grand Canyon, Bryce, Zion, and I assume most if not all of the others, too. Watching the sun come up over Denali is about as…

FYI, Guillain-Barré Syndrome isn’t ‘French Canadian AIDS’, but it’s totally OK if you thought that for a second since this is a hockey article about a Canadian player. It’s an honest mistake and you are forgiven.

He’s probably the one you should be reminding.

“Could you safely stop” sounds a lot like “Could you say flea stop”.