Tell that to my fuckin parole officer.

Meh, we only follow the laws that we like in this country.

I’m waiting for the inevitable “Hayward recovery going well... Hayward healing faster than expected...Hayward back to shooting in practice...Celts into playoffs as a 5-seed...Boston fans angry Hayward refuses to come back for playoffs...”

Is this the basketball equivalent to economic anxiety?

Crosby is a genius. He’s forgotten more about hockey than I’ll ever know.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

Sorry to keep this going, but since Kaitanjones has since scrubbed his recommendation page and has yet to bring my comment out of the grey, thought I would post it here in case there’s any doubt:

Since Kaitanjones has since scrubbed his recommendation page and has yet to bring my comment out of the grey, thought I would post my comment here for anyone interested:

Normally wouldn’t respond to this, but since this is a pretty easy lie to prove:

A warning, kaitainjones is a troll. They’ve been posting on various articles about sexual assault, including the recent VSB and Jezebel ones, that men are being oppressed and victimized, comparing the treatment of men today to the treatment of women in the 70s. My personal favorite was his up-vote of a guy telling a…

*balaklavas

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

But can I wear the jacket, shirt, and tie with my cargo shorts?

And can you believe the voicemails he got? The worst were:

My favourite.

I don’t buy it. Some dickface in the grays told me a few months ago that there can’t be racism anymore because we had a black president. So, there.

The Tampa Bay player also said, “My phone was ringing off the hook from locals calling in death threats. Thankfully it died down a bit around 7-7:30pm. Didn’t get one after 8pm at all.”

I take my phone out for every Bartolo Colon pitch because I want to be able to say “this is the pitch that caused Bartolo Colon’s heart to give out.”

I enjoy both. I don’t watch documentaries all day long and tell people who watch Game of Thrones “That shit is fake, bro. “

That looks hideous.