I can’t wait to see the Stanton, Harper, Judge, Hicks, Frazier, Ellsbury, Gardner outfield formation.

Personally I’d like to believe in the three weeks Clifford has been there Rick got fiery hot with Clipboards girlfriend and called him from the girlfriends phone—which presumably you would answer—and told him he’s been replaced. And traded. But I live a very strange life.

I’ll still opt for the “roided up too much, his body broke down because of it.” option, only now adding “causing him to develop a massive addiction to PK’s.”

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

Given that we’re now seeing Madden-esque receptions in real life, I think we can conclude that we are living in a computer simulation.

I...this is...fuck. I’m speechless. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

I thought the new stadium was supposed to price out people with souls.

His thesis was that this is significantly driven by biological sex differences. The science supporting this hypothesis can best be described as lacking.

Bullshit. Women were coders long before men. Only when it became a job worthy of a higher salary did it suddenly become a job best suited for men. Men made sure women knew they were not welcome and marketed everything computer and tech to fathers and sons. In some other countries, women make up half the college…

‘Twas a sad day when the Kidrockawa tribe slaughtered the Bawitdaba tribe. Luckily the Bangtabangdiggydiggy tribe has kept up their heritage for all these generations.

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

You’re my spirit animal!!!

Man, that just ain’t right. Did he not spear the shit out of that guy?

I can see how that would cause problems. (Not really.)

Leave Buffalo out of this. We’re WAY too fat and drunk for boxing gyms.

Kaep got a job! Fuck yeah, glad someone in football came to their senses.

Ryan Giggs and Roy Keane could have easily walked on to any GB starting XI.

You’re completely correct, but it’s supposed to go like this, when you’re a Jet...