You think a team of Irving/Love/TT wins 25 games in the east? Can I meet your dealer?

http://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_2017_leaders.html

Replace Russ with Kawhi and the thunder don’t make the playoffs.

Russ deserves MVP just for wringing 10+ assists per game from that dogshit roster.

Nothing to see here. Getting kicked to the other coast is just Manifest Destiny.

I hope Jeremy Roenick doesn’t get in just because his commentary on NBC is so bad he makes Mike Milbury seem like a genius by comparison.

I long for the days when the only sexual allegation against a Duck was for Donald not wearing pants.

“Closer examination of Schill indicated that he was in fact a sock-puppet with two buttons for eyes operated by Phil Knight. Representatives of Nike Pre-Teen Leatherworkers International, LLC vigorously deny the allegations.”

The Oregon president is just a himself for the university.

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

He leads the NL in WAR, ERA, strikeouts, FIP—all that good stuff.

Say what you want, but dude’s always working on his FITNESS, as in FITNESS whole goddamn pizza in his mouth.

White gloves are the ultimate GLORY BOY move.

I don’t like the red stripes. They are out of place and remind me of the giant STOP signs on the back of high school jerseys.

The Coyotes also said that a new arena can help them get over the pain of letting such a popular player go.

If so, Danny Ainge would be the most successful Mormon scammer since Mark David Hoffman

The worst contract of the year:

Kobe: I’ve been taking a look at some of your concepts, and I’m thinking I might actually perform better with less support on the court.

“We need a pitcher! Not an asshole sniffer!”

You could get a stick thermometer and temp check your meat when you bring it out. At least until you get an idea of how long different cuts of meat take to cook.