I won’t begrudge your aversion to PK, but to lump him in with Cooke (who ended, what, two careers?) and Scott, who is a knuckle dragging goon, seems flat out wrong.

“and it’s obvious why Montreal got rid of him.”

If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

I’m so glad he’s not in Montreal anymore, so I don’t have to hate him.

He needs to invest in a hayaboosta seat for the poor kid.

CEOs who voted for leopards eating people’s faces party never thought the leopards would want to eat CEO’s faces.

Whitlock, pictured:

Crosby chopped off a guy’s finger and didn’t even get a slashing penalty. The NHL is invested in him winning. It’s sickening.

Everyone talks about the offside overturn, but I swear to the ends of Goddamn Neptune I’m the only one who is more pissed about the fact Crosby got away with BLATANT interference not even 5 seconds before Malkin’s 5-on-3 goal in Game 1. That set the tone for the whole series and told me what I already thought I knew:

...and then they added Durant.

Fun fact:

It’s pink, so that could mean it’s strawberry smoothie. Or it could mean that it’s a fucking ham sandwich, because this company is run by Dadaists.

Yes, it is ridiculous to disallow goals over offsides that aren’t really germane to the play. There should be something like a 5-second time limit along with your proposal for a possession clause.

Is there a way that the NHL can re-think how they use the instant replay like they did on that was disallowed? I get that if the attacking team retains possession and scores as a result of the offside that should be reviewable but if the defending team gains possession of the puck it shouldn’t be reviewable or at…

Pretty cool story. How the fuck the Pens won this game with 12 shots is a more ridiculous story. Not the first time they won a game being outshot. But this was something else.

I came here to bring up a similar point; any serious VW owner knows that the best way to keep your engine cool in the summer is to pull the air hose from your wiper fluid reservoir, and run it from your spare tire directly into your carburetor.

When you’re a robber baron but you also gotta put something up for your YouTube followers.

Is that dude rocking a GoPro on his top hat?!

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

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