The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

This is April.

I guess I would be at least a little surprised if he’s a meaningful part of the Sixers’ playoff rotation. He’ll have all of maybe a dozen games under his belt by the time the playoffs begin, and the Sixers go more-or-less comfortably eight or nine deep without him.

I still think the guy is going to be a player. He is so young. He has time to get his head right. But you can’t teach that athleticism.

Counterpoint: she’s a garbage person who willingly married an even larger garbage person to reap the benefits of unimaginable material wealth, so fuck her. If she feels humiliated, that’s a good thing because it means she has a tiny shred of humanity left inside her.

future projects = Pinot Grigio with several different pills.

Oh man, what if “future projects” is code for “divorce!”

I have to say that Fisher’s position sounds completely reasonable. If some guys was talking shit about me to the media, then sent an apology letter, I wouldn’t give two shits about him either. I also wouldn’t respond.

I mean, I feel like that’s not that big of deal TBH.

It’s never failed the Republicans yet!

Better than Alt, right?

The slogan I used for the past year as a Vikings fan was Break Into Case In Case of Case. The first case of course being a case of cheap beer.

Every Kiss Begins With Case!

I can’t wait for all the shitty slogans they can put on T-shirts to psych the fans up for the Case Keenum era:

Looks like his right hand’s already starting.

He looked on, knowing full well that a long night of flagellation lay ahead.

Jared Kushner strikes me as someone who will blankly stare at a wall once everyone else has left the room

If you’ve never drank the milk from a bowl of Fruity Pebbles you are not allowed to have the above opinion