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You must be thick. Gobert destroyed her on Twitter. That is, he killed her. RIP.

Wanted for murder, you say? Catching this man’ll be.../wait for it/...a TALL order. #gobertorgohome

Oh it’s gotta be amazing. Imagine the shit he says over steak and ketchup.

So this is what a real terrorist looks like.

Dude, that was fucking awesome.

Sounds like a Hawkeye Bowl Game

Gundy’s mullet in the coaches corner is Championship-caliber.

‘My question is, where are MLB’s broadcast partners in all of this? ESPN, FOX, and TBS should be up in arms.’

The problem ahead: The Trump Administration’s judicial appointments. The courts, our goverment’s last bastion of a functioning branch to check and balance American instutional democracy are about get stress-tested by a hard-right fusillade of radically unqualified nominees for federal Judges. Dizzyingly, in this

The Belichik/Kraft meeting and Garoppolo shut out of TB12 info is absolute gold. #foxboroughpettiness

Did you know, one on one, Lavar can beat Pop?

Is it just me on this, or would Belichik definitely take Lord Vader down a notch?

‘We only paid our kids $30,000, outrageous!’

Sorry not sorry the, ‘Just look at that guy he fuckin did something’, line, is ALWAYS true. But yeah, Rich-Rod!

‘Bodak Yellow’. Give me a fucking break. Cardi B is a joke. Can’t even name songs originally. Whatever word count this article is, it’s also that many too long.

This is not even an argument. Trump is dumb as shit. And that’s cutting shit short.

‘I wike to white.’

Cheeky, McQuade. Very cheeky.

R.I.P MVP K.D.