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Are we putting Kaep in?!

After the Clippers squandered a nine-point halftime lead...

Let’s de-gender sports! Gals grab your FOOTBAW pads and guys get your Title IX on! Nothing matters!

The Astros’ Bats Continue To Lie Weirdly, Sadly Dormant —

Deadspin loves being this guy’s PR agency. He’ll be hurt by Halloween.

I wonder how fast Jezebel would lose it if the headline was inverted: ‘Hot Woman Not Interested In Managing Temper’.

You have to imagine Andrew Friedman and Farhan Zaidi looking at each other, smirking, sharing a silent appreciation of buying a game through free agency.

Great post! (Just kidding. Deadspin ‘writers’ throw up what amounts to an extended tweet and get ‘authorship’ credit.) I love zero analysis! 

What does ‘drying a line in the sand’ mean? Never been privy to this idiom.

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Thank you, Bobby. Thank you.

I’m sure they used the word ‘internecine’.

Please write an original article. Wallace would hate this shit.

/jaw drops/

Wombats are dope! Thank you Giri and Patrick!!

Right? I thought there was a horrific accident last week....

I loved The Hike. But this, Drew, is your best work. The horror. I cheer the exposure of Lena Dunham as absolutely a terrible person, and have said this ever since that tragic day I saw a ‘Girls’ episode.

*****(PS: LaMarcus Aldridge, feel free to be able to post up a guard at any time. Stop making James Harden look like Clint Capela)

Oher responded by pushing him to the ground ....from his Blindside.