I know that not everyone understands what this means, because not everyone does software for a living, or understands how the hardware works.

heres mine!

“a complete loss of the ability to do anything really dirty or rough or actually useful with your truck” 

Yall are missing the point of these trucks. Mine is our station wagon, our trailer puller, my “lawnmower is stuck in a ditch” extractor, and our UTV. Not everyone who has a 2500/250 is afraid to use it. Heck, I only got my hard tags 2 weeks before this photo was taken.

For a car-enthusiast website that likes to talk about racing, there is a lot of hate for vehicles that can actually haul a race car or two.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Didn’t that happen right before the floor fell out?

Haha, man, I checked the sheet a couple times because I thought it was odd, and both times I misinterpreted how they had pounds/kilograms written.

You guys should really do like a “Jalop-day” fan meetup/trackday at Limerock, Monticello or Watkins Glen...

It’s even a fake Toyota.

“honest”

Perhaps no local dynamometer has survived its onslaught?

Hmmm...  Why no mention of horsepower?  Is the owner embarrased?

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

“Are you insinuating this show rigs sensational finds in advance??? Malarkey!”

FIFY.

I couldn’t possibly care any less about Aerosmith, but those Metro Vans are cool.

Did RM Sotheby’s show you the CarFax?