On the flip side, it gave us a fucking great burn from the local Detroit paper.

I am so sorry for your loss. Hang in there. While it will never be the same, it will slowly (very slowly) get better. And while you’re taking care of your dad, take care of yourself too.

Just wanted to write and say that my heart goes out to you and your dad, and I will be sending prayers/good vibes (your choice) your way for a little comfort every day as you work through this.

I only watched the first two or three episodes of the reboot, so I’m not very invested. But that header picture is punching me in the gut in a way I didn’t expect. I grew up in a blue collar, on the suburbs like Lanford place, watching the original in the 80s. Dad a big guy like Goodman, Mom taking part time jobs like…

Take that, Reggie Bush!

Gonna be that guy, Mo Lewis.

Yup, these are my victims. 

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

The most egregious thing about this bullshit take is the use of the word “fanny”.

Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

Agreed, Peyton Manning always seemed like the sort of guy who would make you some tea. Or even just give you a tea bag if you needed one.

Manfred wants Buffalo to market itself better first.

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

What happens to his mom and dad’s graves now??

Delle Donne made sure the Liberty were Delle Done.

Also a liar, because you know this thirsty motherfucker would trip all over himself if he saw Doris Burke or Hannah Storm in person.

The only good thing Big Mouth Billy Bass ever did was give Tony Soprano panic attacks.