What was the debris that broke the window? Rock? Chalk? Most definitely Jayhawk.

Steven Malkmus and the Knicks.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

The greatest direction you’ve ever seen. You’ll love it.

This will seem normal by the time Trump fires off his first state of the union Tweet.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

They should have given Liston the third degree, and George Foreman a serious grilling, too.

Good thing his name isn’t Jerry Fuck.

Not true. Kobe sometimes put his balls in the wrong place.

These two shouldn’t have a problem rising to the top. Milwaukee’s Best sets the bar very low.

Easy there Skip.

There’s levels to this one, considering she and Bradshaw co-starred in Failure to Launch

I see what you did there

Unlike say, FIU, who had their storied history to protect.

This sounds more like a sin problem than a race problem.

“People would die”? Like all those undocumented immigrants you love to deride?

Ahh yes, the old “love it or leave it” argument appears. Never mind for a second that dissent is at the core of America’s founding and one of the pillars of democracy. Never mind that Americans have the responsibility to ensure all rights are respected. I’m sure that if people just shut up and “work hard for…

People ARE dying to live here, you privileged douchenozzle.

Sigh... I know I’m going to wear this quote out, but it’s so damn good, and so damn relevant to this whole situation.