“We are pleased to show you...the new 2023 Ford Mustang!!” /pulls tarp off a panel van.

Been there, done that (on the receiving end).

That is fantastic, I am now hoping for such an opportunity.

He says he’s in the right lane.

If his asshole buddies would have said “oh, sorry man” and the guy would have moved his car, I’d have let him park IN my driveway, seeing as I would be gone unto 8:30 the next morning, but I just heard people talking shit and yelling profanities in my direction from another room, so at that point it was time to teach…

Never would’ve happened had the asshole not blocked someone’s driveway.

Eh yes and no. OP definitely gets points for at least trying to find the owner of the car. After that, in my eyes, you’re in the clear.

When driving home after work, I generally sit in the right hand lane near the speed limit (70mph on I75 north of Detroit) as I’m not in any real hurry and traffic is light.

Some high schoolers threw a big party down the street from my house. Someone parked their ~77 Camaro across my driveway where I couldn’t leave for work (third shift delight!) so I walked down to the house and started asking about the car. Got some rude comments and no useful info. I smashed the drivers window out with…

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.

Yea...you’re kinda a jerk...(actually, remove the kinda...).

My personal favorite with tailgaters is pressing the brake just slightly. Just so the brake lights come on but not really slowing you down. After a few seconds of brake lights, long enough for them to relax into it and still tailgate, a quick tap so they see your rear end lift. Not a full stop, just a firm but short…

That’s the whole point of him saying there is a “pleasing rising sun motif vacuumed in to the carpet.”

Now that you mention it,this would be awesome to drive for Uber/Lyft! Besides pulling up and having your rider try to figure out WTH is going on with the driver position,once word gets around that you’re driving a mini-limo,you’d get more fares than the guy in the Toyota with the Camry-dent.

You mean wrong-hand drive?

A part of me was really hoping the poll would be altered to first and foremost include an all caps option to loudly abstain for no particularly relevant fact based evidentiary reason that trails off into gibberish.

I’d put two little flags on the fenders, have my son drive me around while I sat in the back and tell everyone that I was the leader of a fictional country.

that steering wheel cover is kind of Trumpian in it’s out-of-placeness. CP

If you are buying by the pound, it comes out to $2.95 per pound. That’s a better deal than most things you can buy at whole foods. How can you afford NOT to buy this car.

None of these are a 2000s Buick LeSabre and are therefore wrong.