Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

I thought Toyota engines are supposed to run forever just on oil changes. Is this a lemon if the head gasket went?

And Mary Barra was like “See, the Cobalt actually saved someone!”

But the facts of the matter make that about the only explanations. The pilot either fell out or jumped out of the aircraft at some point after take off, leaving the aircraft to crash when it ran out of fuel. That really isn’t all that mysterious.

The one downside of NYC, I pay $300/mo to park my land rover, which I want to do an engine swap on... the one thing I miss about living in Tampa... I had a 3 car attached garage, and a full workbench, hoist, stand... NYC has its ups and downs, but I definitely miss my past time of wrenching and learning.... although…

Well once you rule out the impossible...

That was my first thought. The faked death, not the pooping.

No I spent all my money on forza DLC

You say this, but have you every actually tried a twin turbo V12 lambo-into-van swap?

Wait you mean swapping in a twin turbo lambo v12 and awd conversion into a gmc vandura costs more than 30 grand and won’t actually be able to go 270mph? Nonsense! #forzalogic

Some people have no value for human life, those people need to be placed in a facility that has no windows. Leave them their until they expire, society has no need for them.

They’re teenagers with a gun who tried to rob someone. Do you really think they’re the thinking type? But I’m sure they’ll have plenty of time to become philosophers in prison over the next few decades.

How can you not be Amped about this?

It’s good for the shock value, but it’s not watt I’m looking for.

*Shocker Sticker*

Your post reminds me of Kevin Bacon in Animal House, bent over in his tighty whities shouting “thank you sir, may I have another” in between paddle swacks.

Why thank you for that factoid. I’m honestly happy to now know that.

Hits ramp, freeze frame in mid air...

At one of those salvage auto sales places: