I was sixteen. I had a black-on-black, fully optioned, freshly waxed, cell phone-equipped SHO. I had just landed an internship with a surgeon. My hospital badge had an MD after my name (administrative mistake that I never corrected). I was hot shit, academically at least, and that gave me enough of a months-long…

Does it? Like what, for example? What’s explained?

Should have held onto the E30 a little longer. Could have sold it for close to $30k...

Second date with my long time girlfriend in my then clapped out E30. The AC didn’t run, had a sneaky issue with the idle control valve, paint was just grey primer, the tint was bubbling, tires balder than your gramps head, yet for some reason she got in that car with me. Drove to a Chinese restaurant and then out to a…

I met a girl in a bar. We got dead drunk and I took her “home”. In a dark alley we shagged our brains out, then realized she was ugly as f**k. Drove her home and practically threw her off my car and hightailed out of there burning rubber. I came home at dawn, showered, laughed my ass off at myself and swore it would…

I need to give you more stars. Melanoma is fucking gold.

Chrysler 200. Because a “Chrysler” is fancier than a “Ford” in the Still-The-Fifties world that Pence inhabits.

it’s more of a dig on his puritanical personality

I still believe he is making these himself and posting them.

“Vice President Joe Biden just can’t quit endearing himself to the American people.”

Melanoma.

want joe biden

He simply needs to do what he loves best and he will have the support of voters come 2020.

I would totally go to a Cars and Coffee with Joe Biden. He like you Grandpa’s badass brother that wants to take you to a strip club and has 3 project cars he’s working on (which is really one that he’s focused on, and the other two just sit there for years).

Amazon, if you give Joey a car show, I promise you I will get a prime subscription. 

You forgot the pray the gay away license plate frame

And somehow, Biden would look damn good in that Corvette. It is almost like they were made for each other. Hell, he makes me want to buy a Corvette.

Meanwhile, Pence would probably buy a Fusion S, specified from the factory with plastic wheels, no sunroof and a Jesus fish sticker on the back

I broke the parking brake release off a Ram 1500 rental last year. Wait. I think I’m just proving your point.