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That case is definitely more than meets the eye...

Wow that fake Escalade is almost identical to the real Cadillac

I would let out the biggest Starscream ever if this guy was not prosecuted. I would make it my Optimus Prime mission to punish him for this. I hope he gets stung by 1,000 Bumblebees as I Sideswipe his car. In his defense, at least he was not driving a Hot Rod while he did this.

...Who actually confused that for anything but a monthly figure?

My driveway is now adorned with a shiny new Mini Cooper S. I look forward to a long, lasting, occasionally tumultuous relationship with the service writers and technicians at Mini of Austin.

I’ll jump into the breach here: First, if your O2 sensor is broken, your ECU will set a code and turn on your check engine light. Remain calm. If you are too cheap or lazy to purchase a code reader, head to an auto parts store where they will read the codes for you and generally tell you whats up. Uh-Oh, the code says

I thought I was the only one thinking that...what do you care what others think of you?

It’s not about what the car can take. Without modern crumple zones, you know where the energy of the impact goes? You. The other passengers. Anything loose in the car. Not wearing a seatbelt? You’re going flying, even at low speeds.

I will say though that in fender/bumper benders, older cars without crumple zones and giant chrome bumpers always came out looking nearly unscathed against a more modern vehicle.

Cant I take a little solace that my 30 year old bronco is likely to kill the tourist in the nissan versa in a head on?

Just nonsensical macho bullshit. I hate to break it to you, but if your sole sense of self-worth comes from the type of car you drive, you should really find someone to talk to.

You seem like you suck, so im going to leave you to your opinion.

I will say though that in fender/bumper benders, older cars without crumple zones and giant chrome bumpers always came out looking nearly unscathed against a more modern vehicle. Years ago in a b body GM tank, I got into a low speed front to rear bumper crash at 10-15mph with a new Mercedes (sudden stop and my POS

Let us not forget that seatbelts were optional, and there was generally no law against driving drunk...

That handbrake is a thing of beauty. If I had a Golf I’d run mine naked 24/7.

Cut the shit dude, you’re impressing no one. They aren’t expensive cars, the only point you’re making is what an asshole you are.

It’s even manlier when you can get to your date on time, drive her home at 10 pm, and be at her door at 3 am for the booty call because your car ran whenever you wanted it to.

@Frank Grimes: But you might not notice if your car is running a little rich or lean until the next plug change.

@Frank Grimes: Just because you can't understand your modern car doesn't mean I don't understand my modern car. 95% of repairs can still be done by any committed amateur. Most cars have sub-$500 options for accessing their proprietary brains. Personally, I *love* having the car tell me what it thinks is wrong.

If you get into a highway accident with a new car these days, you can walk away with some cuts and bruises sometime.