It looks like he just found out his bill to allow Purging passed.

I was wondering if “The Matt Lauer” is now a look.

Are you working for Peter Thiel?

You have achieved the rare combination of glorious and fucking horrifying. My hat’s off, and I’m giving you a standing ovation in my office while my assistant is wondering what the fuck I’m doing. Bravo.

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

Dude is true to his roots. I recall stories from his first campaign about how, when he was governor of Arkansas, he would supposedly pull out a six-pack and invite guests to stay after meetings at the governor’s mansion to drink and shoot the shit.

Sorry to be this guy, but the phrase is “buried the lede”.

Then kneel during the national anthem.

And everyone fucking saw it, too. Shit like this is why I’ll never believe any of the defenders who claim football is being made safer and players are being protected. First game of the season and already we’ve all seen the system completely and utterly fail.

I’ve never enjoyed a terrible meme more.

Agreed. The abomination that is 96 straight years without an on field murder needs to stop players from killing each other.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

It can be harmful though, especially in a setting like West Point where breaking from the norm isn’t exactly encouraged. There are endless accounts of kids getting harassed and bullied at school because they opt out of a group prayer that shouldn’t have been happening in the first place.

As an atheist who was raised Southern Baptist, this luke warm take tastes of earth, magic and precious metals.

Having the coach lead the prayer would without a doubt make some players who would rather not pray feel like they may be punished for not doing so.

A few years ago I got to live my dream: sucking off one man while my (now ex) boyfriend banged me from behind. It was indeed everything I’d ever wished for. GOD. Yes.

Oh Lord yes on the shower thing. Please, only when it’s a really big shower with at least two showerheads. Otherwise, lemme get in here and get clean, okay? And no please don’t rub your greasy shoulder all over my face getting in when I’m on my way out either. Then I’ve gotta wash it again.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

I find planned ones are very very tricky, organic threesomes and moresomes are, in my experience, very touchy feely (drugs were involved too tho) and lots of kissing went on my planned one was so silly and awful I can dm you my silly story about it if you want.