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For sure. Like, what else are you going to write when you are mandated to defend this POS who slipped custody? You still have an ethical obligation to file the obligatory motions and whatnot. What the hell else are you going to argue? What do you have to lose?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Not if they treat him like the Aspirational-Wall-Building Amityville Horror he actually is.

Something something El Chapo something sicarios?

Now Trump can finally try an authentic taco bowl11!1

Geez is that Tom Brady's son

Is it sorrow? I’m sure he will be an Adequate Man about this.

No wonder it sounded so familiar.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

There was a WaPo write up the other day, and one of the things his staff admitted was that, as we all expected, Trump believes and spouts whatever he was told most recently. They apparently thought it was an adorable story about how they jockey for access and not a frightening story about how they are trying to get an

Trump: Obama and Hillary created ISIS

He’s got a very good brain. Of course he knows what sarcasm is; it means he can literally just say whatever the fuck he wants and when he catches flak for it he says “sarcasm” and acts like it was a big ol’ joke on the media the whole time. And his moronic supporters lap it up.

Here is your Roadhog. I saw this on Kotaku a few weeks ago.

Oh that totally explains why he raped, murdered, and disemboweled them!

I think I just get defensive and side-eye-y anymore when a person feels the need to invoke how the perpetrator was “peaceful” and “nice” in their day-to-day life. Like, no shit, all the “good” sociopaths have traditionally been chameleons and masters of deception.

Just your daily reminder that men are awful and will kill you for wearing the wrong color.