Um, what? Yeah, dating Zimmerman is undoubtedly one of the worst decisions you can make, but this comment is a little callous, don't you think?

Don't worry. AirZimmerman will get that wine to you in no time at all.

At which point he'll become Hispanic for sure.

True, but the fact that the system doesn't take domestic violence seriously is a factor, and one which spans the socioeconomic spectrum.

My best friend through elementary school and our other(not so best) friend decided to not talk to me for a week because it was funny I guess. We are no longer friends and I still hate that beez for torturing me like that. As a well adjusted adult however, I am Facebook friends with her.

My big question is this though: am I supposed to know who this Sophia Grace is? She's like 4; am I supposed to care about 4 year olds now?

"Well, that's the way your mother does it."

Perez Hilton is the reason we can't have nice things.

He can't even manage "believable Hispanic man".

Gotta be southern. Southern Shade is fucking brutal.

It's that time of the week again! SHADE GIFS!

Is the supervisor by chance from the South? That seems a very Southern way of shading to me (but I could be wrong.)

The more people that say "Igloo Australia" the happier I will be.

I've been hitting the books hard too. I refuse to fail Shade Court.

#notallgays

For the record, my friend posted that Rhea Wahlberg story yesterday and I was like, "According to the rules of Shade Court, that is not shade. Kara is definitely going to say it's not shade, I know it." And I was really excited to see if I was right. I've been studying really hard for shade tests in the real world.

Wait...why was Monica Potter presenting anything? Who was in charge of that decision? "Guys let's get some cool and trendy people to present an award. Like that Dax Shepherd guy who's married to Kristen Bell. They're the cutest right? And Monica Potter! She was so dope in that Freddie Prinze Jr. movie 15 years ago.…

I always though Igloo Australia was universal shade being thrown at hip hop.

I don't know if I'd be comfortable at work with the Velma or Lola on my screen. It's not saying it's porn or whatever, only literally "not suitable for work."