‘Mini soft-boot’? Let me assure you, to casual comic book readers, that makes no sense. Hardcore fans get irritated by this nonsense, and casual readers don’t notice/care. And there’s no real collector’s market to care about new #1s. So who are these continual reboots for?

This is the second time Streets of Rage has come up in the past week. Surely this is a sign from the heavens.

Yeah, it was a running joke around 2008-2010. Right around the ‘can you smell what the Rock is cooking?!’ era.

Uh, they were both at the People’s Choice Awards, since they were both nominated, but I couldn’t find a pic of them together.

I am always in for Kayne’s tweets for when he gets to numbering the reasons he’s mad. Like, think in your life how upset you have to be to get to the ‘fifth of all...’ part of the argument.

Maybe the Rock has an opinion.

I never understood the urge to pretend sequels we don’t like simply don’t exist. If we do not learn from history, we are doomed to repeat it.

+1 zillion stars

...or does it?

I hate being That Guy, but here we are: all of Rey’s breakthroughs with the Force happen right after she has the Force used on her. It’s not accidental.

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind people that Mitt Romney used to pretend to be a cop also. COINCIDENCE?!

Man, if he does the novelizations, then how’s Alan Dean Foster going to make rent this month?

Lemme guess, you have a lot of opinion’s about men’s rights as well, right? And I bet you woulda voted for Ron Paul, also?

He usually has his cheating to help him out better, though.

Cannot. Unsee.

Needs more BONUS DUCKS

There’s always a lighthouse. There’s always a man. There’s always a city.

“You must choose. But choose wisely.”

If you can drop a solid movie in February, you own the box office.

Is this why you guys aren’t covering Team Fortress 3?