Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

we’re just a couple of oil men fixin to give you somethin you want.

Wild Card, bitches!!

When in Philly, Shaq always fills up at this establishment:

To Reggie Rose’s credit, he did help Derrick pass the SAT.

i still remember a time in lebron’s career when people said he would never be the guy to hit a buzzer beater because he couldn’t handle pressure. that happened, look it up.

I am not a basketball fiend, but my very casual take is that at this point, I can’t even *just* say he’s top five. He’s the GOAT, even if he walks away after this season (which, he won’t — he’ll probably put together at least two more elite seasons before retooling his game to be an effective older player on a good…

In terms of appearance I’d say Old LeBron is finally approaching Young Greg Oden.

I was marveling at LeBron last night when my wife asked me when I’d become such a big fan. I mulled that for a bit, before telling her that it wasn’t so much that I’m a fan of LeBron—sometimes I root for LeBron’s teams to win, sometimes not, depends on who they’re playing (also I think he’s often a passive-aggressive…

A couple more years like this and he might even be in the hall of fame conversation.

“I wish.”

Can you even imagine the gambling debt from a team of 5 Jordans?

My advice? Git gud.

Aha! Yes, Whoomp, it has arrived!

“You see fellow fans, I too am monitoring Russell Westbrook’s infraction total and am jubilant he has reached a suitable number to force his return to the non-playing zone. It is four. Four infractions. Oh what fun. I prefer our troupe to theirs, do you not, chums?”

More footage of Playoff LeBron:

Deep balls hang on him.  

It’s not really that impressive when you consider that anywhere a ball lands at a Cavs home game is going to qualify as “hell.”

Plyaoff Dwyane Wade!

but they use their brainpower