asked me to clean up her mess...

BREAKING: LeBron pitching a no-hitter, mighty Casey has just struck out

How the hell did I forget The 8th Grader?

This isn’t even good trolling. Today’s game doesn’t look anything like the ISO ball of peak Iverson. You might as well complain about the gimmick that is the wildcat formation in the NFL.

69th

They just need to actualize their weakness.

I like the Wilt shout out at the very end.

Bron’s Plan

Sub prime Jordan in for LeBron and the Cavs lose this series. Hell, they lose the last series. And they sure as hell don’t win that championship over the Warriors.

The mental gymnastics that LeBron haters go through is amazing.

Doesn’t seem so far fetched now, does it?

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

I find it hard to believe a public university in Pennsylvania would react so carelessly to sex crimes.

Darren: Rub one out for RG3's dead brands.

5. Maggot Brain

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

LeBron James is the glue holding this team (or, more accurately, four other dudes on the court that are just kinda there) together.

Those jerseys should sell hand over whatever.

Pete Carroll knows that nothing can bring down twins, at least not from the outside.