Jezzy! Wake Up! They’re still at it and we need a tasty Jezebel update on this topic.

Why are we not hearing about lawsuits every day for sites like TMZ? How can that site survive its endless gush of garbage journalism but this one lawsuit completely destroys a much beloved Gawker? Makes no sense and it is frustrating as hell for those of us that don’t understand.

“Hey friends! Did you know we missed out on a Minecraft comic?” Awe that’s a bummer. Let me check this article out on my most favorite of site on the internets. “It was going to be Dragon Ball meets Adventure Time! Isn’t that great?!”........ You are the most sadistic of bungholes.