He should have went with:

ftfy.

The fans asked Howard to join in the game of catch, but he declined. When asked to elaborate on why he wouldn’t join in the fun, Howard explained that he makes a point of not making free throws.

I have a feeling that the radio transmissions for the next race will go something like this:

I’m a firm believer that every bad thing that happens to him in his life will be a direct result of how he is wearing his hair these days.

EXACTLY! No hitting! Child molestation is ok, but NO HITTING!

James May’s poached eggs on toast looked really good, too.

It’s EA so I’ll translate. “Deep customization” means shit you have to buy as microtransactions. “authentic urban car culture” is a nice fuffy discription for something that doesn’t actually discribe anything. “a nocturnal open world” means a day/night cycle is back or still around and they are keeping the open world…

Snickers commercials! Jeremy would make a killing (no pun intended)

Awaiting cancer diagnosis that his Dr told him was highly likely cancer, lost his wife/manager, his home, and as a result started to drink heavily and fall apart.

Based on Dave’s story, it made sense.

I hate his politics and am horrified that he’s unleashed at least one of his sons on our great nation, but he’s also a 90 year old man.

Too busy building houses to make an appearance. Also, pretty sure Bush Sr is Palpatine at this point

Don’t Capcom already have a legendary meme? And are now just getting greedy?

Our long national nightmare is over? The last I saw, [politician you hate most*] is still in office.

Yeah, you probably watch some high-brow shows like Duck Dynasty or stuff of that nature, shows that are dumbed-down to your level.

As Dan LeBatard’s dad says: “You don’t get the show"

Seriously. I am not even old (26) and I cannot believe how hot JLD is (not to mention how fucking hilarious).

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.