I...what? I bet the judge knew him, too. It is very rare for a judge presiding over criminal matters not to be familiar with the local legal aid criminal defense and public defender attorneys because they appear before these judges often multiple times a week. And if the court accepted this guy was an attorney, then…

Oh Lord, won’t you please buy me

Now, now, let’s be fair: he smashed that Vietnamese man over the head with a long wooden stick, fled, returned when the police came, forced the man to let him hide, then punched him in the eye as he fled again.

I hope they at least got a set of steak knives.

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

But since they haven’t done that and they still worship his child rape enabling ass like a god, fuck PSU

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

When did Phil Spector get out?

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.