Unenforceable. They tried it, didn’t work. So now they’ve decided to relax and enjoy it since it’s inevitable (looking at you, Bobby Knight). Most tournaments don’t want to shell out the $$ for armies of security goons, and rely on semi-retired country club members who volunteer to marshal the course in exchange for…

I thought his real name was Freddy Adu.

John Landy was almost certainly the better runner and Bannister pwned him on this, as chronicled by Tim Noakes’s presentation a few years ago and elsewhere.

It’s past time to eliminate the tax deduction for any gifts to schools (primary, secondary, collegiate) that are used for athletics. The arms race going among DC area (I live in Mont Co) private schools is insane, and it’s only getting worse.

Kelly Walsh HS does this annually to psych themselves up for the big match against cross-town rival Guantanamo Bay HS.

Just like with Baylor, just like with Penn State, this horror happened at Michigan State but it could have been any one of ~150 colleges.

The state university athletic departments are public institutions. How the hell do you think we know so much about Jim Harbaugh’s dining habits?

Here’s this obituary in musical form:

Sonny would have understood Donald Trump.

I’m going to be yelling about this every time my wife wants to watch the little dinner-mints at the next summer Olympics.

Bob Lutz is one step away from lecturing an empty chair.

Somebody in the American League please offer Jeter some cash and a gift bag for Yelich because we Nats fans are tired of his homerun trot.

According to Baseball Reference, Jeter made $265 million over the course of his career. Even after taxes and excessive gift-bag expenses, he better be worth in excess of $100 million. Or in other words, these numbers should not move his needle.

As an O’s fan I remember Dauer well coming up in the 1970s. He went from 1976 MVP of the I-League to touted rookie in 1977 who went 0-for-April and then 1-for-May. Manager Earl Weaver stuck with him (platooned with journeyman Billy Smith IIRC) and he developed into a superb defensive infielder and pretty good hitter.

Whenever I think of the shitheels making bank off the backs of unpaid labor, it’s Kiffin I think of. For as awful as the Sabans, the Meyers & Swinneys of this world may be (and they are) at least they’re good at what they were hired to do.

Jalopnik runs a story today on someone who’s bet the farm that Tesla is going down in flames.

The last two schools that will be playing football after everyone else have given up are Army & Navy.

Serious (if mediocre, 8 handicap) amateur golfer here. I don’t think many are interested in adding items into their clubs and wearing a belt pack. For useful analytics a better bet is the shotbyshot app for smartphones. Entering basic data in a matter of seconds after each hole yields volumes of very useful data.

Serious (if mediocre, 8 handicap) amateur golfer here. I don’t think many are interested in adding items into their…

I’m a 8.2 and I would play Agent Orange at a 2.8 for $1MM but (1) we have to show the cash before the round starts and (2) I hire an FBI agent to be his caddy and never let him out of sight.

This needs more love.