Kevin Mitchell remains the most frightening human being to ever don a major league uniform, even if he caught a few.

This kid has his own ideas and speaks them with precision and clarity. He will be smarter than 98% of the coaches he works with in the NFL. Good thing he’s white and doesn’t take a knee for the anthem. Good luck Josh.

This can never be said enough: Loria & Samson are the biggest asshole grifters in the history of pro sports (and I live down the road from Dan Snyder).

I think it may be time for the U.S. to turn to people other than card-carrying members of the Lucky Sperm Club for leadership.

The world is full of idiots. Some of them happen to be good at golf.

Maryland guy here. Ten years ago I bought a new house while still owning my old house (rented it out) for another year. I mistakenly paid my old house’s water bill (which was tenant’s responsibility) instead of my new one.

I’m just happy for this kid that the Pittsburgh Penguins do not have a pro cycling team.

You have embraced your tormentors. Well done.

Players know that Scott Boras is Satan, but he’s their Satan.

Does not appear likely. Scherzer is in the minority of superstar athletes who seem to understand that taking the YUUGE money brings responsibility. Sure, things change, but he acts like he’s interested in the team’s success beyond his own. He also seems to understand that in the big scheme of things this ride is…

Every time my smug liberal Northeast friends talk shit about the South I remember that I learned what racism was from the good people of South Boston pelting school buses with rocks in 1974. Made quite an impression on my 7 year old self watching the news with my folks.

I’m guessing Aretha owes her money. http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1999-02-16/news/9902170325_1_aretha-franklin-detroit-free-press-debt

The Washington Capitals are the red headed stepchild of the NHL brass. They always have and always will be second-class citizens compared to the almighty Original Six (who aren’t ‘original’ at all see Olbermann on this).

Leave the 11 year old out of it.

OMG, calling The Joe an “Old Barn”? Please. The Joe was a concrete mausoleum the day it opened and never improved. The day the Wings win their first Cup in the new building people will immediately forget it ever existed. However, if you want to make an 80 year old Wings fan cry just say the word “Olympia.”

Society fails thousands of people who do not commit multiple murders. Take a fraction of your sadness for Hernandez and instead go do something for them. Hernandez was a sociopath who happened to be good at a kid’s game.

This is what I do folks (taxes, wealth, rich people) so please consider this an experienced opinion: if the IRS is seizing assets this means they have been down the rabbit hole for years and probably did nothing more than give the IRS the finger (at least figuratively) along the way. No, they were not ‘informed’ about…

If $29 billion is good for anything, it should be good for the ability to not give a fuck. He clearly does not. File this under “Steve Ballmer: Mitigating Factors”

Of course, all of this is bullshit anyway. Dr. Tim Noakes’s book Waterlogged has covered all of this in depth. Cliff’s Notes: your body is extremely well-designed to be become dehydrated; the performance boasts of the sports drink industry are designed to sell sports drinks, not actually help you perform better; and…

WTF? Did you have to tell them to get off your lawn or something?