As a Nats fan, I was almost sympathetic watching a once-great team like the Braves go through their nuclear winter of a season in 2016. Then I come back to this stadium rape, their corporate welfare, and I hear that racist chant during games and any sympathy evaporates.

My God, just when my running buddies had stopped wearing their stupid fucking “Boston Strong” shirts, because we all know that nothing bad has ever happened to anyone else, ever. Part of me has always admired the way Oklahoma City took a hit oh, about 1000x worse than Boston ever did and went about their business…

I’ve represented guys at sentencing (who knew they were leaving out the backdoor in handcuffs) who looked happier to be where they were.

Is there some alternate universe where we can just have Baylor play Penn State 12 times every season and the rest of us can root for a tornado to hit the stadium?

Kassouf is everything awful about live tournament play. In a cash game if he sat down I would just stand up and walk away. Problem is that he built a game to maximize his return on investment and it made it suck for everyone else (including TV viewers).

Is there anyone who played online poker (2003-2011) who did NOT see this coming?

Congrats to everyone in Happy Valley. This should make it all better for a few days or so.

As a middle-aged guy it is my most fervent wish to live to see a major oil company (Shell, Exxon-Mobil, Chevron, BP etc) go tits-up/chapter 7, followed closely by several major utility concerns like Duke Energy or Constellation.

This is the kind of garbage I cite when my liberal friends still make googly-eyes at an aging war hero. He’s one inch away from doing his Clint Eastwood-and-an-empty-chair bit on the Senate floor. The guy who stood up to the NVA is long gone and this asshat is all that’s left.

Rudy made his bones as a star U.S. Attorney for Manhattan before parlaying that into the mayor’s gig, acting as a centrist Republican before developing his penchant for mouth-breathing and knuckle-dragging (his current incarnation). He used to be a Repub that Dems could actually work with. I don’t know who this guy is.

Why has Deadspin not hired this guy to cover the Ryder Cup yet? Hell, send him to Nathan’s on July 4 while you’re at it.