The most recent time I got Papa John’s, everyone was up in the middle of the night shitting and/or with severe stomach cramps. Also, it tastes like shit and their garlic sauce is actually made from rancid garlic-scented chemical cum.

Pizza Hut is greasy sugar-garbage. Papa John’s is made of equal parts composite pressed woodpulp, bigotry, and spite. Little Caesar’s gets graded on the curve because there’s no way anyone other than a mostly drunk college kid would eat it (source: used to be a mostly drunk college kid who’s best friends lived around…

Wrong wrong wrong. There is no excuse for ranking Papa John’s first.

I greatly enjoyed the level, and the timepiece worked well, but it was the only level that frustrated me with a counterintuitive solution to a puzzle (at some point you MUST get the master key from someone, and if you do it too late it’s bothersome to get another one).

yea, mission 7 was great. Took me a bit to get the hang of using the timepiece but once I did, man what a cool level.

I agree, as good as Clockwork Mansion is I thought A Crack in the Slab was so much better.

While the Clockwork Mansion was amazing, technically I found Mission 7 - A Crack in the Slab to be the most complex and engaging in the game. It was simply beautiful how they managed the time manipulation element and let it affect the players gameplay. It blew me away more than the Clockwork Mansion. 

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

“Burger King Thinks Mac N’ Cheetos Is Something You Might Eat”

Burger King knows that most of us have absolutely no self-respect.

Burger King is right. I would totally eat those. I have no shame.

Huh. Let’s just see how much sodium is in these.
*Looks at label*
*Turns into a pillar of salt and blows away in the wind*

Ok, I totally hear you, but on the other hand it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t.

I’m horrified... yet intrigued.

its like chester cheetah poop. thats whats life is like being cheesy.

Marcy Long better run for the damn hills before I get home..

Aren’t South Asians Caucasian?

Damn stuff dilutes my booze man!

For everyone saying rinsing is the answer, every time you rinse you are exposing yourself to DMHO.