I have never once yelled at any of my assistants — and I am a lady lawyer — and I try always to be cordial. I do think I may be on the "too independent" end of the spectrum up there. I try to be friendly with my assistants and have only ever had to fire one (I have never had one leave me), so I hope they like…

A 2-3 hour wait is actually extraordinarily brief in the US.

This was like watching a National Geographic about animals in the wild allowing the dominant ones to tear apart the perceived weak one. Disgusting all around. Kyle needs to stop denying that her sister is a drug addict and alcoholic and Bravo needs to remove this mess from the show for her own good.

Doesn't everyone have a 100% risk of dying?

I fed a pot brownie to someone in college who had never tried pot before, and in hindsight it was a jerky thing to do. He was amazingly good-natured about it — but of course, he was all of 19 or 20 and we were at a college party. It's hard to imagine who thought it was a good idea to do to a bunch of seniors.

Yes. Exactly.

Seconded.

Really? That's the scariest and saddest thing? How unbelievably patronizing of you.

I wonder if it will be like the scene in Absolutely Fabulous when Eleanor Bron gives birth to Patsy. I bet it will be just like that.

Sounds like a massive act of narcissism.

It has nothing to do with their upbringing; it has to do with the fact that she has an entire website devoted to how people should live that is as tone deaf and pretentious a pile of nonsense as there ever was.

Smug people suck, especially those who presume to tell others how to live. That's why.

The letter reads like it was written by a character from Little Britain.

Everything about this is sickening. Just imagining what this man was going through in the last hours of his life is anguishing.

And what precisely does she do for a living? Can she use a cell phone? How does she drive. Oh, the questions I have, starting with just basically why?

I love them. And the SHOES!

Dear Iris Alonzo —

+1

I have one thing to say to the ninnies with their panties in a bunch about this: Simma down na.

Ohhhh, I see. He uses the word "diet" to mean something entirely different from the actual word "diet." How silly of people to think he meant "diet" when he put the word "diet" in his title.