This will never, ever happen. It's dead and over.

It won't be, I expect. This is what happens when non-lawyers report about legal matters. And both courts and the law do indeed encourage settlement.

It should never come in as evidence; there are rules of evidence barring introducing anything about proposed settlements because in fact the law favors settling claims.

When did Tara Reid become Avril Lavigne?

It would indeed be more appropriate, but those women are raving assholes. I am heartily sick of all of them.

Yes, obviously.

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Right on, and well said.

The kings and queens of dogs imho. Watching my three sacked out on the couch in perfect counterpoint to these racing wieners. They're boon companions.

Republican lawmakers really need to wear mustaches from now on so they can twirl them while they spread their evil. Jesus wept.

Dear Ms. Ripa — please keep in mind that many women, like, oh YOU, make more money than the men in their lives. Now please explain to me how your paycheck isn't paying for most of the dinners you and your husband eat every day.

I hope it works out. She deserves a break from everyone getting up in her relationships grill.

FTW!

I would say "Wendi Deng, scary." From all I've read about her, she's not to be trifled with, or particularly admired.

You know what I hate? When Brits add the nonexistent i to their pronunciation of aluminum.

The first part was exactly what I was thinking. But I'll also be thrilled when the Kardashian scourge has passed on.

The mother-in-law to be is clearly a bitch, but most of what she takes exception to is indeed bad manners.

It's in Atlantic City? Nothing chic about that vie.

That's because Democrats don't wear ignorance like a badge of honor.

I live outside of Wisconsin and I do. Speak for yourself.