@NefariousNewt: and they don't have fake boobs and a spray tan.

@PhillyLass: Exactly. She hates everyone else. She loooooooves herself.

I'm so endlessly annoyed by Ms. Paltrow.

@SUNNY1: FTW, srsly.

I've said this before, but I think it bears repeating. We really need to be done with Mel Gibson.

The success of Jane Lynch gives me hope for humanity.

Sometimes she looks like a waxwork of herself. So beautiful!

@funzette: I know enough to be horrified by this. Context schmontext — she flushed a helpless human being down a toilet.

Of course, Lindsay was sentenced under state law, not federal sentencing guidelines — assuming she's trying to imply that she's being treated inhumanely with her incomprehensible tweets. Jesus, she's a fool.

Really Andy Cohen? Is it responsible for you to sit there with your shit-eating grin as these lunatics play out their craziness on the reunion show and your low-budget Watch What Happens? Is that as responsible as you can possibly be? Or do you live in a world where "as responsible as we possibly can" means not at…

She is an idiot or a liar or both.

@blackbirdfly: Nah. You can love things that are not perfect. That's the secret to many marriages!

@Marbe: Exactly.

You know, the original piece was hardly a screed. It was balanced and raised a completely fair question — about the dearth of on-air women. It's great that there are women who work behind the scenes, but for the ladies of TDS to ignore the larger point — that late night television is male-dominated on-air and on the…

@missing_piece: FTW

@SophR: Because the whole thing is a joke and is meant to be a funny lark on a national holiday and taking it this seriously completely misses the point and indeed seems humorless. If this were more than a one-off, it might be worth complaining about. But keep in mind that complaints about regular editors are in…

@SophR: I think the idea is to have a sense of humor.

@RenoDakota: Yes, that's the same place. They were calling it Tiny Bar last night, but I looked it up and it's actually Tiny Lounge. The drink is right there on their menu and everything!

@RenoDakota: whoa! Although that would be awfully psychic of me. Try it! It's not too sweet and has almost a peppery taste.

@RenoDakota: It was made by my bartender friends in my apartment, so roofie-free! They got the recipe from a place called Tiny Bar in Chicago — Hendricks Gin, simple syrup and celery juice. I think it's called the Stalker after the celery. They are delicious, refreshing and deadly.