@MsAvignon: That hand job's gonna take for*ever*.

@Sev: hehe. "Willy." I hope the pun was intended.

Oh, and handjobs are best given in the shower. No muss no fuss.

I am genuinely enjoying these posts. The utter implausibility of this headline on Jezebel is making me laugh and laugh and laugh. Of course, I am very hungover after drinking waaaay too many drinks called "The Stalker" last night, so I am a tad slap happy to begin with.

Technology is not a jilted girl's friend.

Ha! I'm taking credit for this!

Will there be a Crap Email from a Girl? Or an explanation of why cage fighting is a good thing? Oooh, the possibilities!

@ClaudiaJean: No, I'm not being sarcastic. I was impressed.

Kelsey Grammer is a class act.

Can we just decide it's time for all of us to be done with Mel Gibson? Really, there's nothing he can do to rehabilitate himself at this point. It's over.

also beautiful

@SmartiePants: That's a genuinely idiotic statement. Of course there's a difference between reaching a judgment about someone's actions and actually behaving in an immoral fashion.

I think the relationship claims are about a much more recent photo shoot and its aftermath. I hate that I know this.

@La.Petite.Kangourou: She's not a marketing woman, she is the other half of the photography team — who took the picture of Beyonce in question. It was a rude comment and she had the right to be offended.

@SmartiePants: Life is not black and white and I don't actually think anyone here is having such a simple minded reaction. That doesn't mean that bad choices are not worthy of condemnation. It's too bad that you choose to dismiss appropriate moral outrage as laughable.

@BrazenHussy: There is nothing wrong with feeling the way you do — it's human and you didn't go into this fling with knowledge of his married status. What makes you a good person is that you are not acting on the twinges of longing and desire that you feel.

You know what's amazing? *Not* clicking on Kelly's idiotic video. I already know it's going to be gross and creepy and I don't want to buy the crazy she's selling. Whee!

@marywv8633: Love is no excuse. He was married, to a woman with cancer, with small children. She never should have gone there in the first place (and of course, neither should he) and you certainly don't try to justify your completely shitty behavior by trashing the victim of it. Love does not mean a complete…

John Edwards and Rielle Hunter can burn in hell.

I thought I cared about being able to run my hands through a guy's hair. Then I dated a bald man. Have completely stopped caring.