Hopefully this gets this stain on my profession disbarred. #perjury
@whiskeylady: Princeton's beer pong was totally different. Teams were arrayed at each end of the table, without a net, and the object was to blow the ping pong ball off the other team's side. #jimmyfallon
@AlmostDream: I'm pretty clear on the difference. I have had precisely no views about January Jones until being reasonably charmed by her last night. I don't approve of the choices the character she plays make, and I certainly don't like the way the character treats her fictional children, but I don't confuse the…
That's funny because I thought she was just fine on the show — pretty self-deprecating and certainly not a cold fish. The impression she left on me is that she's into football, driving to Iowa with her dog (and pretty fast with a quip when people applauded Iowa and she said "I'm not from there) and beer games. In…
The retouchers "did not do anything unusual or out of the ordinary on Demi Moore for the photo on the cover of W." Of course not — because photoshopping women to look like praying mantisis is the norm in this industry. Nice doublenewspeak W. #demimoorephotoshop
@lkrier: ding ding ding. yup. #angelinajolie
@colormeroutine: Yeah — it feels like she's adopting children the way people adopt puppies. #angelinajolie
When I was at Princeton there was a course on post-modernism in which we actually watched Miami Vice episodes. It was an extremely rigorous class, so while I understand the initial wtf-ness of this story, I also have a feeling there could be some substance to the course. #modelbehaviors
The Butterfly Affect #newzealandtrottingcup
@soelectric: They let her dig her own grave. Nothing will get through to her. My sympathy for the pageant organizers just spike waaay up. #carrieprejeantheview
@Lisa Nickel Nelson: Bravo! #carrieprejeantheview
I agree with Sir Ian. You gotta fight, for your right, to maaaaaaarry!
When did Chachi turn into the biggest dick on the planet? Jebus. #kirstiealleytwitter
@History Major: I agree with that, but I also am sympathetic to the parents who have moral and health reasons for wanting to raise their kids vegetarian. I'm just saying I get that it would be a bit hard to maintain. #vegetariankids
@History Major: Well, there's the matter of what they get in school and other kids' houses. And all that marketing on tv of places like McDonalds. I remember the battles in my skim milk-whole wheat bread househild when I was a child and wanted to eat Booberries for breakfast. If the kids are as rebellious as I…
@bess marvin, girl detective: And I rest my case. #madmenseasonfinale
@bess marvin, girl detective: You know what, I don't get the sense that you honestly want to know what I see and I don't really want to get into a pissing match about matters of opinion. #madmenseasonfinale
@bess marvin, girl detective: I'm not sure there being a basis in the past is ever enough to explain people's irrational and sometimes cruel behavior. I think both Betty and Don have well-explained reasons, but neither really gets a pass from me for the bad stuff the characters do, because it's complicated. Don, at…
@bess marvin, girl detective: That's your opinion of him, but it doesn't change the fact that the writers in fact have spent plenty of time showing the origins of his behavior. #madmenseasonfinale