No, it’s a real trap!

Would those two plus their star witness constitute a Plethora of Putzes?

You skipped the answer on “Why is it in my food?”

Do you mean like Marriage 1=Avow, Marriage 2= B vow, marriage 3= C vow. It makes sense in a way, bit t think with guys like Trump you may need to go alphanumeric to give a fair chance in making this work.

Must have been a morning flight

How many will laugh until they cry? or are they included in the first part of the sentence? You know, this is confusing.

Smithfield foods makes the bulk of the Nathan’s hot dogs, the ones without natural casings at their John Morrell plants. The natural casing products were made for several years by Marathon Enterprises, the people who own the Sabrett hot dogs.

No, the cliche is “When we outlaw trucks, only outlaws will have trucks.”

And if you read between the lines, he acknowledges there are other gods. Through Moses he defeated the gods of Egypt , and in the famous 10 commandments, You shall have no other gods before me. So, there are other gods. Give me my freedom of religion you Federalists.

What is really funny is that these people teaching these things get upset when you shortcut their idea, or work around their plans. I was at one of these team building evnets where there was a physical task of crossing a river, clues given to “leaders” and a time limit to get across a stream. During a period of the…

And a foreigner. They’re takin’ our jerbs!

Didn’t President Dumbass just give a speech on the importance of religious Freedumbs. Why can’t the Federalist guys get on the boat. After all the constitution (Praise God(s) we have it) says we have freedom of religion doesn’t it. A Federalist should know that.

While Kenji may be right that New York City water isn’t magical, he is wrong to suggest that other cities’ water may not negatively impact the doughs. I have been to western states, and parts of Illinois, where the mineral content is so high, it can’t be read with normal testing strips, such high carbonate hardness…

You’re not a Republican, or even an Evangelical, otherwise you would understand.

So Weird Al doing Hot Rocks Polka is definitely the ultimate insult?

God, you are clueless. I raised two millennials who work their asses off, all of their friends and classmates do the same, and volunteer with charities,adopt children, take extended educational classes, many have families and are pursuing Masters and PhD’s to get even further ahead. No one pays attention to normal,…

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And those windmills cause cancer, he told me so. 

No, my racist drunk uncle kept coming up with new exciting ways to be racist, this is my racist uncle with dementia, who keeps repeating himself because he doesn’t remember what he already said. By the way, I must be really good looking because my uncle told me so 10 times in a 5 minute conversation

I can see some whack job getting the parking lot address and lobbing a Molatov Cocktail onto the mass of obscenely expensive cars in the lot just for shits and giggles.