Think of this situation, she knows it is a no win game, so she describes it in terms Donald Trump would approve, “it was the Biggest, most awe inspiring, penis that ever existed, I was intimidated by it.” Then, he has to admit he’s a tiny dicked weakling to avoid her being correct. or he accepts impeachment to save…

Vegan Right? No meat right? No Oral?

I can’t wait for this whole remembrance shit ends. Where are they on April 19 decrying the 2 white, Christian men who blew up the Federal building in OKC?

Well, when you document everything provide evidence and turn it over to personnel form your work email cc’ing a personal email to keep all of the evidence. The results can be far different. I was at two different companies where bosses were Psychos. Company one, I went to personnel with the evidence, witness lists and…

You mean the tail isn’t a carrying handle?

Prez likes those stories, when he trips on his dick he takes it as a compliment as it makes his supporters think he is Hung.

Yes, but the pickle is a spear and the tomato slices should be in half. This is laziness and a mockery of the Chicago dog.

Because you are buying prepared food and not making it yourself!

Cars are rarely an investment they are a constant hole in the budget. There are two basic philosophies, buy cheap and run it to death, buy new and get rid of it when it starts to be under constant repair or it dies, I personally do the second ( the last 3 cars we went through were bought new and were dumped at 100,000…

So you go and find a Fusion or Cmax Energi coming off lease, they are 3 years old and about $13000. I found a new Titanium Fusion Energi marked down to 24000 from 35000 because the orderer cancelled because it took the Ford 6 months to get one made to his specifications (no nav system and driver assist, i got those…

But as was pointed out by Alec Guiness in the Lady Killers, its only a couple of pence spread out on everyone’s account, no one really gets hurt, and no one really cares.

You’re wrong. They jiggle when they cough, makes it more exciting.

So, you are saying with LED bulbs you have a choice of color. Republicans are not Pro Choice.

He cut my lawn yesterday, used a gas mower and trimmer, so I don’t think he cares about the environment

Prolapsed?

The car companies want to make cleaner cars, and the feds are going to fuck with them for it. Great job of leadership, GOP.

He said the sheriff is near.

What fancy words actually make you sound like an ass?

He won’t be able to run from prison. Think of all of the journalists he pissed off who will no longer have to suck up to or ignore him trying to dig up every piece of dirt that can be documented and releasing it to the public and the NYC district attorney. 

Yes, then turn the Capital building into a brothel to raise funds for Golf, the new Caligula.  But then again, if he couldn’t make money with casinos, he couldn’t do it with a brothel.